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Brisbane gets AFL grand final; Australians in recession, Victorians in depression
Daniel Andrews has generously offered to supply the event’s private security guards.
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US Army eSports team disappointed the war crimes in video game “aren’t as good as real thing”
“This just isn’t right”
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Aged care residents form AFL team to get out of lockdown
They will be called the Self-Funded Superannuants
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NRL player who takes hits to the head for a living worried flu shot might be bad for his health
“I think it might brain my damage”
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V’Landys backs down: NRL to return just for Mad Monday
Players have agreed to hit the piss on September 14th for a maximum of three days.
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NRL agrees not to tell Sam Burgess about what’s happening on the news: “It’ll only worry him”
“He thinks the cruise ships are all having a birthday party.”
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NRL fans cancel plans to attend game after PM confirms plans to attend
“Having to put up with Scott Morrison’s smirk is just a step too far.”