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Betting opens on which horse will die first in Melbourne Cup
Brought to you by Tom Waterhouse
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Woolworths to compensate underpaid workers with rare Ooshies
“This one’s worth almost $20 on Ebay!”
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Sydney transport thrown into chaos as trains all arrive on time
“No one could have predicted this”
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Office worker furious at protestors who made him late for job he hates turning up to
“How dare you!”
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Lindsay Lohan wins acting award for pretending to know who anyone on Masked Singer is
“Wow… I can’t believe it was… Micky Webster!”
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Barnaby Joyce seen rushing to help at scene of VB truck crash
“WE HAVE TO SAVE THE INNOCENTS!”
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Struggling Barnaby Joyce forced to scan truffles as onions at self serve check out
“I’m just doing what I need to survive!”
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“I don’t have to respect the Coalition because it is not a marriage” says man famous for respecting marriage
The Liberal party breathed a sigh of relief today, after former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce spoke out on the growing divide between the two parties. Describing the increasingly divided coalition between the Liberals and Nationals as “not a marriage”, Barnaby gave the clearest indication yet that the National’s aren’t planning to cheat on the Liberals…