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Office worker furious at protestors who made him late for job he hates turning up to
“How dare you!”
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Lindsay Lohan wins acting award for pretending to know who anyone on Masked Singer is
“Wow… I can’t believe it was… Micky Webster!”
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Barnaby Joyce seen rushing to help at scene of VB truck crash
“WE HAVE TO SAVE THE INNOCENTS!”
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Struggling Barnaby Joyce forced to scan truffles as onions at self serve check out
“I’m just doing what I need to survive!”
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“I don’t have to respect the Coalition because it is not a marriage” says man famous for respecting marriage
The Liberal party breathed a sigh of relief today, after former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce spoke out on the growing divide between the two parties. Describing the increasingly divided coalition between the Liberals and Nationals as “not a marriage”, Barnaby gave the clearest indication yet that the National’s aren’t planning to cheat on the Liberals…
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Is this the attack ad that will win it for Scott Morrison?
Bill Shorten wants to increase the wages of child care workers. But where will it stop? Next thing, he’ll be trying to increase your wages. Don’t risk it!
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PM’s campaign off to a rocky start after he demands battery be removed from his ComCar
“That’ll show Labor that batteries in cars are a stupid idea,” a smirking Morrison told reporters.
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Strike kids should be in school, learning how to count coal lobby donations, says PM
He said kids should instead be in school, learning important skills, such as maths. “I use maths every day to count up the amount of donations I get from the coal lobby.”
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Mark Latham to undergo DNA test for ‘Dickhead’ gene
FOLLOWING his calls for DNA testing for Indigenous welfare recipients, One Nation’s Mark Latham will today undergo his own DNA test as the CSIRO attempts to isolate the dickhead gene. “We’ve been having problems around the nation lately, with a lot of dickheads pretending to be State and Federal politicians with a worthy contribution to…