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Arsonists are trying to fake global warming by causing planes to explode

Scott Morrison has announced that he intends to step back from his duties as a ‘senior’ member of government, while continuing to fully support himself in the role of Prime Minister.

“We have to be prepared”

“Problem solved”

“What a horrible man!”

“Come on boys!”

“It’s the least we can do.”

“Happy new year!”

“Aw, chocolate again.”

“I wanted coal!”