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Firefighters sent to Canberra to assist with passage of religious discrimination bill
“We need every man we can get”
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Doritos sales skyrocket as Sydneysiders flock to their bags of air
“Wait, what’s this chip doing in here?”
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Morrison on Sydney climate fires: “There’s nothing to see here”
“I can see no evidence for climate change, or anything else for that matter.”
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PM promotes Scott Cam to the head of the new Arts, Roads and Rails department
“We couldn’t think of a better candidate”
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Government announce Arts, Environment, Education to be merged into new Dept of Inner City Lefty Crap
“This will save a lot of duplication when it comes to cutting funding”
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Young LNP Members Weirdly Arrogant About Culture That Invented Vegemite iSnack 2.0
Other cultures will never reach this height
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People-smuggling trade defeated as asylum seekers learn six years of torture won’t lead to brief hospital stay
“We’ve sent a clear message – at the end of that torture, you won’t get to go to hospital for a bit”
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Liberal Party blame racist Young LNP members on the Greens
The young men have been condemned as “leadership material”
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Westpac rescue helicopter deployed to save people from Westpac
Thousands are in need of rescue
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Extinction Rebellion claims credit for Sydney Transport network
“Clearly we’ve got someone working from the inside”