National
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ABC moves to Cayman Islands to attract more government funding
They are expected to make billions
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Stockmarket plunges: Greens to blame
The government has blamed the Greens for the plunge in the stock market.
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Cleaners at St Kevins fired for sweeping everything under carpet
We found three teachers under there
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Coles debuts new “Down Down Wages Are Down” tv advert
Coles corporation has today rushed out a new advertising campaign, highlighting the low, low prices of staff at their local stores. “Every staff member’s wages are slashed!” announced a bouncy member of Aunty Donna through a pained smile while carrying a giant oversized hand, “Down down, wages are down!” However, not to be outdone, the…
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George Calombaris teams up with Coles to launch new line of cooked books
Including many great tips on saving money in the kitchen
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Jetstar customers notice no difference to service as staff strike
It’s actually better somehow
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Exclusive: Union victim George Calombaris recalls the horrific tale of paying his employees
“It was horrible”
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Coalition MP doesn’t see any irony that the best way to spread anti-ABC message is by getting on the ABC
“The ABC has lost its audience, and the best way to get that message out there is to get a good run on the ABC, because it reaches the most people,” he said without any trace of irony.
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MPs flee as Keith Pitt brings lump of uranium into parliament
“Don’t be afraid. Don’t be scared. It’s just a lump of highly radioactive uranium.”
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Morrison starting to wonder if he’s praying to the wrong God
Turns out the Buddha is pissed