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Owning a sheet of Sydney toilet paper is now essentially impossible for prospective first-toilet-roll buyers.

“We’re storing them in Michaelia Cash’s Gold Coast apartment,” said Mr Morrison.

“I’ve got a difficult maths test on Wednesday, and I’m hoping I’ll catch coronavirus by then.”

They are expected to make billions

The government has blamed the Greens for the plunge in the stock market.

We found three teachers under there

Coles corporation has today rushed out a new advertising campaign, highlighting the low, low prices of staff at their local stores. “Every staff member’s wages are slashed!” announced a bouncy member of Aunty Donna through a pained smile while carrying a giant oversized hand, “Down down, wages are down!” However, not to be outdone, the…

Including many great tips on saving money in the kitchen

It’s actually better somehow

“It was horrible”