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Cleaners at St Kevins fired for sweeping everything under carpet
We found three teachers under there
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Coles debuts new “Down Down Wages Are Down” tv advert
Coles corporation has today rushed out a new advertising campaign, highlighting the low, low prices of staff at their local stores. “Every staff member’s wages are slashed!” announced a bouncy member of Aunty Donna through a pained smile while carrying a giant oversized hand, “Down down, wages are down!” However, not to be outdone, the…
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George Calombaris teams up with Coles to launch new line of cooked books
Including many great tips on saving money in the kitchen
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Jetstar customers notice no difference to service as staff strike
It’s actually better somehow
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Exclusive: Union victim George Calombaris recalls the horrific tale of paying his employees
“It was horrible”
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Coalition MP doesn’t see any irony that the best way to spread anti-ABC message is by getting on the ABC
“The ABC has lost its audience, and the best way to get that message out there is to get a good run on the ABC, because it reaches the most people,” he said without any trace of irony.
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MPs flee as Keith Pitt brings lump of uranium into parliament
“Don’t be afraid. Don’t be scared. It’s just a lump of highly radioactive uranium.”
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Morrison starting to wonder if he’s praying to the wrong God
Turns out the Buddha is pissed
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Angus Taylor releases new letter from AFP clearing him of Cayman Islands corruption
“Here at the AFP we can’t find any evidence at all that you’re in anyway dodgy or corrupt,” the letter said. “Good on you. Keep it up. You’re a legend.”
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Barnaby Joyce regrets getting Dutton to do his numbers for him
Mr Joyce said he wanted to re-enter the leadership in order to spend “less time with the family”