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Man fined for making the mistake of not being a rich celebrity who is exempt from the rules
“I’m kicking myself.”
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CCTV tracks your every move, says anti-masker who can be easily tracked because she’s not wearing a mask
She complained about tracking by posting on Facebook
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Mal Meninga praises Kanye West’s political longevity
“He’s really, really… um… I’m buggered… sorry. Goodbye.”
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KFC customer unsure if diarrhea is Covid-19 or just the chicken
“They say it’s finger licking good, but that sounds like a sure-fire way to spread the disease”
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Barnaby Joyce announces career change to become a Melbourne security guard
It worked for Johnny Depp’s dogs
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Contractors guarding Melbourne quarantine hotels organise huge party to say sorry for second wave
It will celebrate the one-millonth person tested for Covid.
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Pauline Hanson launches new line of face masks to combat COVID
“They will fit in seamlessly at your next group meeting”
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ABC announces intercontinental ballistic missile program
Annabel Crabb will lead the new program.