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Liberal Party rushes out commemorative ‘25 million Australians vaccinated’ mug
We had a few ‘back in black’ mugs left over.
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Sydney still somehow hosting less nightlife than Melbourne
“We’ve been socially distancing for years.”
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Nine to increase diversity by having Karl Stefanovic host every show
“Finally a minority gets a lookin on TV.”
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Police launch investigation to discover who Victorian Opposition Leader is
Police say they have no clues.
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News Corp demands to know why Dan Andrews didn’t stop the racist cartoon in The Australian
This is all his fault!
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‘Dan Andrews is a dictator!’ bemoans man who can vote for someone else at next election without repercussion
I didn’t vote for this dictator… twice!
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News Corp demands Dan Andrews end lockdown so they can go back to complaining he isn’t doing enough
How dare he do the thing we asked him to!
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Team of Sydneysiders deployed to Melbourne to help them live in city with no nightlife
“We had to act fast.”
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Melbourne man’s mood entirely determined by daily infection rate number
His entire outlook is determined by a single number
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“Why should the government fund childcare? Just use your Au Pair!” says PM
“What do you mean you don’t have one?”