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Scott Morrison explains he cant call the election because Rupert still hasn’t decided which party will win yet
‘Hopefully he makes up his mind tomorrow’
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Guy who said slavery didn’t exist asks why people think he could be racist
Where did they get that idea?
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Scott Morrison suggests that people who can’t afford petrol should just buy an oil company
‘It will mean free fuel for life and a bunch of free taxpayer money going your way.”
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‘$420 should fix the cost-of-living’ claims politician claiming $300 a day to live in Canberra
‘This will help those who need it most, if they meet the tax threshold’ explained the treasurer
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‘Why are people associating me with Hillsong?’ asks guy who invited Brian Houston to the White House
‘Thou shall not lie, Scott!’ said God
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PM demands to know why Albanese hasn’t addressed toxic culture in the Liberal Party
“It’s just unacceptable”
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Peter Dutton tells Space Force researchers to stop calling him ‘Spudnik’
‘Callsigns can not reference my potatoey head!’
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PM promises cheaper beer before the election hoping people will drunkenly vote Liberal
‘Get on the beers, then vote’
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‘Unlike Albo, I don’t pretend to be anyone else’ says hairdresser Scott Morrison
‘I am the same man I have been since the ScoMo rebrand’
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Tragic news as another disaster sweeps through Queensland
Locals have been advised to bunker down and hope it passes