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“You can’t trust Albo to stop the boats” claims mob that stuffed up the Ruby Princess
“Stop the votes”
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Party that had a full year of sexual harassment controversies claims trans athletes are a threat to women
‘Women are being silenced, and not by us this time’
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Government with extensive history of corruption surprisingly not keen on corruption watchdog
“Please don’t read anything into this”
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Public disgusted opposition leader whose name they can’t remember doesn’t remember the unemployment rate
How could what’s his face do this!
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Latest polling data suggests Scott Morrison is trailing in popularity to Morbius on a two party preferred basis
The evil blood sucking fiend has fallen behind the vampire with the public
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Scott Morrison explains he cant call the election because Rupert still hasn’t decided which party will win yet
‘Hopefully he makes up his mind tomorrow’
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Guy who said slavery didn’t exist asks why people think he could be racist
Where did they get that idea?
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Scott Morrison suggests that people who can’t afford petrol should just buy an oil company
‘It will mean free fuel for life and a bunch of free taxpayer money going your way.”
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‘$420 should fix the cost-of-living’ claims politician claiming $300 a day to live in Canberra
‘This will help those who need it most, if they meet the tax threshold’ explained the treasurer
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‘Why are people associating me with Hillsong?’ asks guy who invited Brian Houston to the White House
‘Thou shall not lie, Scott!’ said God