National
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National
Morrison reassures colleagues he has secured 10 million votes to be delivered by 2023
It’s not a race
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National
Parents name new-born twins “Corruption” and “Climate Change” to stop ScoMo tackling them before 2050
“We also considered ‘Barnaby Joyce’s Sex Scandals'”
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National
‘We can’t afford to raise the minimum wage’ says PM who spent $80m on water that doesn’t exist
‘News Corp’s money doesn’t grow on trees’
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National
‘Minority governments will get nothing done’ claims government that has done nothing for 3 years
‘Can they even organise a flight to Hawaii?’
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“I’m not transphobic, I just don’t like trans people” explains Katherine Deves
“I just think they mutilate children”
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National
PM avoids forgetting policy details by cleverly having no policies
Here’s my zero point plan for the NDIS
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National
Independents will cause instability warns government who’s had three different leaders
“We’ve only replaced the cabinet 5 times”
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National
Guy who miscounted $60 billion reckons he has the numbers to win his seat
‘You can’t afford to lose me’ claimed the guy whose covid app tracked zero cases