National
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National
‘Minority governments will get nothing done’ claims government that has done nothing for 3 years
‘Can they even organise a flight to Hawaii?’
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National
“I’m not transphobic, I just don’t like trans people” explains Katherine Deves
“I just think they mutilate children”
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National
PM avoids forgetting policy details by cleverly having no policies
Here’s my zero point plan for the NDIS
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National
Independents will cause instability warns government who’s had three different leaders
“We’ve only replaced the cabinet 5 times”
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National
Guy who miscounted $60 billion reckons he has the numbers to win his seat
‘You can’t afford to lose me’ claimed the guy whose covid app tracked zero cases
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National
“You can’t trust Albo to stop the boats” claims mob that stuffed up the Ruby Princess
“Stop the votes”
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National
Party that had a full year of sexual harassment controversies claims trans athletes are a threat to women
‘Women are being silenced, and not by us this time’
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National
Government with extensive history of corruption surprisingly not keen on corruption watchdog
“Please don’t read anything into this”
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National
Public disgusted opposition leader whose name they can’t remember doesn’t remember the unemployment rate
How could what’s his face do this!
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National
Latest polling data suggests Scott Morrison is trailing in popularity to Morbius on a two party preferred basis
The evil blood sucking fiend has fallen behind the vampire with the public