National
One Nation has finally announced their first costed policy, with a multibillion dollar investment in innovation towards making brand new slurs.
The investment will reportedly go to both slur creation in the private sector and a new government department dedicated to slurs.
“For far too long woke governments have been ignoring the opportunities that having new slurs can provide,” said Hanson.
“Australia used to be a world leader in bigotry, I am confident we can be one again!”
The party also reaffirmed their commitment to all things ‘slurs’, by continuing to have Pauline and Barnaby slurring their words every time they talk.
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