Billionaire’s son heartbroken to hear Albo is seeing plenty of other billionaire’s kids

The Prime Minister has continued to avoid questions about a recent dinner with a billionaire’s son, explaining that he has far too many dinners with the kids of billionaires to be able to recount any of them.

This response has left many voters frustrated with the lack of transparency, while many billionaire nepo-babies have been left heartbroken as it means he isn’t loyal to just them.

“I feel so used,” said one trust fund kid, “I thought we had something special. Turns out he is having his secret little dates all over the place.”

“But it turns out he was just after my money, I mean my parents’ money. One dinner and a few future favours was a enough to trick me into giving it up to.”

“It seems he just cares about all the rich families. It’s so unfair.”