“Every aborted foetus is a potential future intern I could hit on” says Barnaby Joyce 

One Nation politician and families man, Barnaby Joyce has caused controversy by speaking at an anti-abortion rally.

“It is important that you let people like me decide what women can do with their bodies,” said the guy who once complained that suggestions that politicians not sexually harass junior staffers were a personal attack against him.

“These are potential babies who could have grown up to have full lives with parents who weren’t ready for the responsibility of having kids.”

“Every aborted foetus is a potential future intern I could hit on. It brings a tear to my eye.”

The anti-abortion rally which rebranded to being about an alleged ‘sex-based abortion’ caused controversy as the example the rally was named after was proven to have been made up using photos of sugar gliders pretending they were human, likely because experts note that there is no evidence that it is actually a problem here in Australia.

“I’m here because we are the only party that cares about women,” said Barnaby, “At One Nation our anti-abortion, anti-trans and anti-family court stances are us protecting the ladies. Trust me.”

“It’s why we currently have no convicted rapists or men with active warrants related to sex crimes representing the party, and we have been that way for almost a month now.”