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A 25 year old from Michigan has just released online a personal project that took him 10 years to complete. Like thousands of other people across the world, Keegan Oakerson took a photo of himself every day for ten years. The result? Exactly as you’d expect. The idea for the project first came to Keegan…

“After 68 years, our relationship was starting to get stale.”

“Back in the day he’d get an occasional handwritten complaint from a dissatisfied child, but the internet has changed all that”

“What’s the point of changing the date? It’s not like dates are symbolic reminders of things that happened in the past.”

“It’s as if a million Mexicans cried out at once, and then nothing.”

American is now coming to terms with the inevitable Trump sex scandal it will have to deal with at some point in the next four years.

GLEBE, Friday: Police are investigating claims that the Glebe branch of Amnesty International has captured and tortured a member whose tardiness in letter writing had become renowned. Members of the letter writing sub-committee have acknowledged that Mr Jeff Wilkins had failed to respond to numerous urgent calls for letters to be written to various governments…