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NSW Police have detained the entire office staff of an inner-city promotions company after the murder of IT worker Michael Speer, 38. Reports suggest that Mr Speer’s co-workers snapped after he repeatedly quoted the mid-90s McCain ‘Super Juicy Corn’ ad, yelling “Marge, the Rains are here” to excess during the recent poor weather. “You’d walk…

The old version of Prime Minister Abbott was abandoned in 2015 due to an extreme lack of popularity, but Nokia is hoping that frustration with the newer model of Prime Minister will see voters flock to the outdated features of the classic Prime Minister.

South Sudan’s worsening crisis is the perfect backdrop for a gritty, modern tale of intrigue and romance, reported paperback author Gary Bentham, who is currently working on a thriller entitled The Last Freedom. “The South Sudanese situation is a nightmare combination of ethnic tensions, a corrupt government and a harsh environment,” said the Melbourne-based author. “It’s…

The Businessman and former politician has dropped a whopping 40 viral tweets over the last few months – and he can’t wait to drop more.

Tropfest: ‘We will always support women in the industry as long as we don’t know they are women in the industry’

The backflip follows intense questioning by friends who noticed that the backpacker could recall far too much of his night for it to be as ‘massive’ as suggested.

‘I’m lactose intolerant’ she said. ‘And I just think this has more to do with trust issues stemming from my messy divorce’.

‘This man is an icon and a visionary.’ he said. ‘In the heavy rains last week, Peter was the first to inform us that it was ‘Pissing down’.

“The silent majority of this country want to keep their jobs, ban all Muslims and Mexicans and star in the apprentice.” Bernardi told The Chaser.

According to White House sources, Trump calls his own shots as long as Bannon has called the same identical shots.