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Reporter somehow improves journalism by stalking victim’s grieving relatives
“This just in, turns out they’re upset.”
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Parliament to debate making burqa compulsory for Pauline Hanson
“Maybe if she keeps it on we can pretend like she’s not even there, and get on with running the country.”
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Joke wifi password a lot less funny after sixth failed attempt
“No, it’s ‘No spaces withspaces’ with spaces except between the, you know what I’ll just change it.”
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Tony Abbott “If you hate your invasive thoughts of naked men that you get hourly, vote no on plebiscite”
“Or if you just like being a jerk towards gay people, that’s also a perfectly valid reason.”
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Australian Republic “Very Un-Australian” Says Tony Abbott
“There’s nothing more Australian than being a foreign member of government.”
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New documentary released ‘A look back at Diana : 1000 documentaries ago’
The documentary takes a look back at the thousand documentary pieces that have defined and redefined Diana’s life.
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Local Man starts planning next holiday after saving up 14 dollars in bank account
“After all that stress of paying off the last holiday off I really deserve a bit of rest and relaxation.”
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Foreign bludger caught rorting government of $30 million welfare despite secret billions
It’s a national disgrace
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Surfing really helps clear man’s mind of any thoughts that aren’t about sharks
“I feel like I’m getting back to nature, as if I could be eaten by an apex predator any moment.”