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“He was also sure to have his hazard lights on the whole time he was driving”

“To be honest, I usually try and hide racism by dressing it up with a bullshit class analysis. But I was so drunk I completely forgot to do that.”

Workplaces have been plunged into chaos, with productivity up 150%

“She’s already living on government handouts, so she’s basically there already.”

“Death rates exceed even those of sniffing clag”

Investigators are still deciding on whether to add dumplings or not

“When I said it was a waste of time, I meant it was a waste of time not to do it!”

“Wait, they expect us to do things in return for being paid half a million dollars a year?”

“I don’t know which one is worse.”

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