General News

“Ah a reductive icon of our colonial past marrying, everything is normal again.”

“World prays for slightly longer range missiles”

“We literally had no way of knowing this would be the outcome”

“The wedding is set to be held on a very very slippery slope”

“Every time someone side swipes your mirrors, that’s ISIS”

Recent polls have shown that 40% of people under 30 haven’t yet returned their survey forms, and that 100% of those are just lazy dipshits like you.

The Prime Minister was seen filling out an application for New Zealand citizenship just minutes ago

“Those are some great odds.”

“From now on I’ll only be spending my money on psychic hotlines.”

“The three were also rumoured to star in a remake of Child’s play”