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With climate change in full swing, Turnbull has signalled his desire to take action to mitigate the drought by putting on an akubra. “Having ignored this issue, I want to assure farmers they will not be ignored until after the election is over,” the Prime Minister said in a plane that was flying over a drought…

“Turns out even a One Nation sentator could do it, so it clearly doesn’t require too much intelligence.”

“Its either them or anyone wearing Nike TNs”

The one-time Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have spent their mid-thirties questioning their life choices of living in a sewer and eating only Pizza.

“Maybe I’ll pick Russia, at least we will know they will have the home crowd, and the American government backing them.”

“This means war”

“We should have known”

“We’ve made plans to make history today”

It’s the Queen’s Birthday Long Weekend, but did you know these astounding facts about this holiday?

“You cannot stop us, Mr Macintosh is just one man, in a world full of shit CEOs”