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“Death rates exceed even those of sniffing clag”

Investigators are still deciding on whether to add dumplings or not

“When I said it was a waste of time, I meant it was a waste of time not to do it!”

“Wait, they expect us to do things in return for being paid half a million dollars a year?”

“I don’t know which one is worse.”

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“If the value drops below 10x inflation, I’m gonna be royally pissed.”

“It’s okay, I didn’t need to sit down today anyway.”

Having a baby is a big decision. Ultimately, it’s up to you to work out how to manage it, but if there is one piece of advice that every new parent agrees on it is this: DON’T DO IT. BACK OUT NOW, WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

“We probably shouldn’t have partnered with Australia post”