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General News
Boris Johnson hires Sydney Light Rail contractors to speed up Brexit deal
“It’ll be done by Christmas!”
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Fire fighters recalled as Scomo learns burning bush protected by religious discrimination bill
And lo God said unto Scomo, go thee unto Engadine and thou shall sharteth muchly
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Morrison declares smoke “only a concern for the entirety-of-NSW bubble”
“You people need to get out more”
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Even company that accepts old underwear doesn’t want religious discrimination bill
“We’ll take anything but that pile of garbage”
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Local man outraged by Chinese government’s U̶y̶g̶h̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶c̶e̶n̶t̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶p̶s̶ baby formula takeover
“This is an international tragedy!”
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Prince Andrew rushed to hospital after experiencing strange new sensation called consequences
“I thought I was having a heart attack”
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Julia Roberts out: Harriet Tubman to be played by black actress Scarlett Johansson
“It’s the role she was born to play”
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Israel Folau lands lucrative sponsorship deal with head protection company
It’s a no-brainer
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Waterbombing aircraft loads up on fresh tank of bibles to fight fires
“Sending thoughts and prayers”