General News
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General News
Prince Andrew rushed to hospital after experiencing strange new sensation called consequences
“I thought I was having a heart attack”
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General News
Julia Roberts out: Harriet Tubman to be played by black actress Scarlett Johansson
“It’s the role she was born to play”
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Israel Folau lands lucrative sponsorship deal with head protection company
It’s a no-brainer
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Waterbombing aircraft loads up on fresh tank of bibles to fight fires
“Sending thoughts and prayers”
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“Climate is only an issue for inner city loony lefties” says politician representing drought ravaged farmlands
“Why would people in the bush care about climate change”
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Government launches inquiry into how a Q&A Episode was allowed to be interesting
“This is unacceptable”
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Labor blames election loss on party being too mean to “those pricks in Queensland”
“What a bunch of dickheads”
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Local man embraces Halloween spirit by ghosting everyone on Tinder
“What a convincing monster!”
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George Calombaris teams up with Woolworths to launch new line of cooked books
Including many great tips on saving money in the kitchen
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Coles launch new ad announcing Woolies staff wages are ‘down down’
“All salaries have been massively reduced!”