General News
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General News
Prince Harry ready to return to royal duties after wrapping up first day as Tesco shelfpacker
“Bloody hell, work sure is a lot of work!”
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PM’s office devises Fraser Anning egging plan to salvage some public approval
It’s our only hope
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Nation celebrates end of year with long, tedious night sobering up in taxi rank queue
“Happy new year!”
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Christmas diet in free fall after mum whips out the box of Favourites
“Well just twelve couldn’t hurt.”
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Local man immediately regrets putting on ugly Christmas sweater in 40 degree heat
Happy heatstroke!
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Sydney motorists open windows in M5 tunnel to get some fresh air
Motorists are encouraged to keep their engines running to help purify the air
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ScoMo asks Hawaiian barman to turn off news reporting on Australian bushfires
“I’m trying to relax”
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Government regrets hiring George Calombaris to manage budget, after surplus much lower than promised
Its okay, we’ll just sell the ABC