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General News
Tiger Air customer reminisces about all the flights he accidentally caught to Avalon rather than Tullamarine
Tiger Air’s owner collapsed this morning.
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“Stop wanting something for nothing” humphs landlord who gets tax break for nothing
The landlord will be left penniless, except for the properties he owns.
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Pell spotted dressed up as Easter Bunny trying to lure kids with chocolate eggs
Pell claimed this was exactly the sort of thing the Catholic Church had been doing for years.
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Wine O’Clock brought forward by one hour as daylight saving ends
For the parents of small children it will be brought forward by two hours.
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Marxist hipster torn between not paying his landlord and ripping off his dad
He realised he would be short-changing his own inheritance.
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PM clarifies rules: public gatherings restricted to two people or one pantomime horse
The Prime Minister did not elaborate on what prompted the need for the clarification.
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Government announces stimulus package for home burglars unable to work from other’s homes
The move has been praised by the Australian Burglars Union.
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The Chaser Generosity Calculator – Are you as generous as the world’s richest man?
Introducing The Jeff Bezos Generosity Index
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Government seeks urgent new powers to outlaw the Brady Bunch joke in Zoom meetings
The spread of the joke is now faster than the virus itself.