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The hardest part was getting through all the Adam Sandler movies.

“It’s useful to relax in front of the terrifying news with a glass or seven of wine.”

Parents belatedly remembered how irritating their kids are.

Nobody had used the lane in three weeks.

3:30pm is pretty much 4pm, and 4pm is as close to 5pm as it gets,” said one home worker.

Officials have warned that up to 70% of people may make the joke in the coming months.

“Shoplifters need to hoard toilet paper too.”

“What, doesn’t everyone have one?”

How ever will we cope

“It was a hard decision but the right one in the circumstances.”