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General News
Mysterious U2 album called “Not a tracking app” appears on everyone’s phone
“I think the name of the album in reference answers that question.”
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New McCarriageworks promises to honour venue’s cultural legacy
95% of the venue’s space will now be a car park
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Trump appoints Gwyneth Paltrow new leader of the US’ COVID-19 efforts
She has some very interesting views on stones that we should look into
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People in lockdown limiting drinking to seventeen days per week
The findings come as a surprise to absolutely nobody.
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Tiger Air customer reminisces about all the flights he accidentally caught to Avalon rather than Tullamarine
Tiger Air’s owner collapsed this morning.
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“Stop wanting something for nothing” humphs landlord who gets tax break for nothing
The landlord will be left penniless, except for the properties he owns.
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Pell spotted dressed up as Easter Bunny trying to lure kids with chocolate eggs
Pell claimed this was exactly the sort of thing the Catholic Church had been doing for years.
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Wine O’Clock brought forward by one hour as daylight saving ends
For the parents of small children it will be brought forward by two hours.
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Marxist hipster torn between not paying his landlord and ripping off his dad
He realised he would be short-changing his own inheritance.
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PM clarifies rules: public gatherings restricted to two people or one pantomime horse
The Prime Minister did not elaborate on what prompted the need for the clarification.