General News

“They said they want to build reliable policies on climate change, but I build way more stuff than those so called leaders.”

“Remember don’t tell your parents about what happens on Santa’s lap.”

Opinion: Dunce Dan fails again

“How were we meant to focus on people so old?”

We will own up to the murder of children, right after we jail the guy who called us out

“Think of the economy”

“The idea is good but imagine how much better it would be if a man was in charge here.”

Also you can now upload pictures of your lunch

“I don’t how we missed it, the thing is only 40 pages”

People ask me, “why did you do it?”