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General News
George Pell gets in the Christmas Spirit by applying for a job as a mall Santa
“Remember don’t tell your parents about what happens on Santa’s lap.”
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Dictator Dan slammed after tourists enter Victoria due to his stupid decision to trust NSW officials
Opinion: Dunce Dan fails again
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NSW Police explain German traveler stuff up- “we were too busy strip searching teens”
“How were we meant to focus on people so old?”
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“Difference is we own up to our war crimes” says PM still charging the whistleblower
We will own up to the murder of children, right after we jail the guy who called us out
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Andrew Bolt blasts people fleeing bushfires “We can’t let fire stop us living our lives”
“Think of the economy”
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Minister for Women Tony Abbott spotted in Scotland giving free tampons to himself
“The idea is good but imagine how much better it would be if a man was in charge here.”
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Government attempts to boost Covid Safe usage by adding ‘stories’ feature
Also you can now upload pictures of your lunch
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Historians admit they missed ‘Harry Styles wears dress’ in the Communist Manifesto
“I don’t how we missed it, the thing is only 40 pages”
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How this pandemic I created helps me sell more laptops, by Bill Gates
People ask me, “why did you do it?”
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“Dan is a dictator” says government asking ASIO to arrest journalists who call them out
To stop this monster we need ASIO to be able to secretly lock up journalists