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It was such an honour just to not be nominated.

We have decided to launch an attack ad against Australia’s other major news organisation

“Hey remember we don’t want snitches in this chat.”

It’s important to spend time with loved ones

To celebrate on a factually inaccurate day would be ridiculous.

“I don’t know how I will get in the holiday spirit without hearing what he thinks isn’t racist.”

One Soldier was quoting as saying, “Anyone who says beer tastes best out of can, hasn’t had it out of the leg of a dead Taliban soldier”

The Premier is unfazed by marital status, however, any potential Bachelor must have undeclared interests in both her and private enterprise.

“What if it starts affecting people who matter?”

“They said they want to build reliable policies on climate change, but I build way more stuff than those so called leaders.”