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General News
Exclusive: Jogger discovers the truth, “Runner’s high is fucking bullshit!”
A special report uncovers the truth about the ‘running’ cult
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Government frantically erases $30 Billion DogeCoin investment from budget plan
To the moon!
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Research suggests in the feud between Melbourne and Sydney, both can fuck off
We get it, just shut up already!
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“Why is it not called Mother’s and Father’s day?” pouts Men’s Rights Activist
‘This is the most oppressed I have ever been’
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“Facebook is undemocratic” complains man who tried to overturn an election
Only I may subvert democracy
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Andrew Bolt clarifies “I meant Australia’s India ban is racist in a good way”
‘I am sorry for any pain my words caused’
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Nation waiting nervously to see how PM will fuck up Higgins meeting
He didn’t even take Jenny with him
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Government unveil new consent video that just diagnoses sex offenders with ADHD
Did you take your anti-silly touching pill kids?
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Scott Morrison promises to cut inner city lefties in half by 2030
Emissions problem solved