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General News
Scott Morrison sends sympathies to Naomi Osaka, stating he also hates journalists
“They’re always asking questions”
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NSW voters in shock after what’s-her-name steps down as Labor Leader
She didn’t do anything wrong, I think, maybe?
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Walkeys win ‘best irony’ award for presenting journalism excellence awards on Sky News
Celebrating trustworthy news on a network of liars
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Dozens mistake red orb in the window for a leering Barnaby Joyce
Mr Joyce has since been arrested
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Scott Morrison embarks on mission to the Sun after learning it’s made of gas
“In space nobody can hear you shit yourself.”
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Government solves mouse problem by releasing a million cats into the wild
How great are cats?
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“Young people are selfish” claims generation hoarding all the houses
Young people just aren’t boosting the housing market like they used to
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“Who is to blame for 1/3 of Aussies irrationally fearing the EVIL DEATH JAB?” asks media
Who caused Aussies to miss crucial info we forgot to mention?
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Ben Roberts-Smith joins Space Force after learning aliens don’t have human rights
Aliens may come in peace, but we wont