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Order of Australia recipient Peta Credlin honourably attacks sick refugee children
She has really outdone herself this time
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“Legally you have to tell me if you’re a cop” stoner yells at his phone
Am I being paranoid? Bro, am I?
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Herald Sun asks if Dan Andrews was arrested in the AFP/FBI bust
The worst crime lord Australia has ever seen
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War Memorial upgrade to include interactive war crime game for the kids
Come and celebrate the ‘tragedy’ of war
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Annastacia Palaszczuk to compete in Olympic archery after drawing incredibly long bow
Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk will be sent straight to Tokyo for next month’s Olympic Games after drawing an unbelievably long bow, securing her a place on Australia’s archery team. Palaszczuk was given a Pfizer vaccine despite not being eligible for one, but explained it was because she may need to attend the Tokyo Olympics. The…
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Victorian in lockdown devastated to hear Sydney is experiencing mildly chilly weather
We are in this together
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Scott Morrison sends sympathies to Naomi Osaka, stating he also hates journalists
“They’re always asking questions”
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NSW voters in shock after what’s-her-name steps down as Labor Leader
She didn’t do anything wrong, I think, maybe?
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Walkeys win ‘best irony’ award for presenting journalism excellence awards on Sky News
Celebrating trustworthy news on a network of liars
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Dozens mistake red orb in the window for a leering Barnaby Joyce
Mr Joyce has since been arrested