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Angus Taylor becomes the least qualified Science Minister since Christian Porter
He has banned anything that’s not gas from the elemental table
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Piers Morgan celebrates return to News Corp by hacking a dead kid’s phone
If things get really wild they might go for some war widows as well
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Christian Porter demands his name be redacted from his coffee cup
What a piece of [redacted]
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News Corp mysteriously start to care about climate misinformation hours before Senate hearing on misinformation
‘As of a couple hours ago we support the bare minimum climate action’
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Pre-School class told to draw their dream house they will never own
Any house is a ‘dream house’ to young people
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Emergency Chaplains hired to help calm Coalition MPs worried about the new Wiggles lineup
The prayer room has been converted
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Scott Morrison responds to Q&A by asking Grace Tame if she wants a milkshake
I bet that would feel good
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‘This is brilliant’: CEO of Ivermectin delighted idiots keep eating his medicine
‘I’ve just bought another Porsche’
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CHASER FACT-CHECK: True, going from ‘fuck all’ renewables investment to ‘basically fuck all’ is ‘record investment’
Angus Taylor is right, that does technically count as improvement