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Barnaby to save thousands on adult phone-lines after Telstra make pay phones free
“No more using 1800 REVERSE!”
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Army called in to shoot the coronavirus in Sydney
Some civilians may be killed in the process
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Melbourne resident suffers another crushing day of freedom under Dictator Dan’s brutal reign of terror
Sky News with the latest report
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Alan Jones says he hasn’t been this proud of Sydney since Cronulla 2005
‘Get out there and save us from not getting Covid’
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Jeff Bezos declares going to Space the most taxing thing he’s ever done
I put in a lot of work while I did nothing
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NSW government spends more energy stopping TikTok comedian than Covid
Priorities sorted
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‘I hate lockdowns’ claims woman who agreed to go on a show which literally locks people down
“I thought I was going on the Amazing Racist”
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Govt successfully slows down Delta outbreak by signing it up to the NBN
‘I wish I was connected to 5G’ says virus
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Melbourne rebrands to ‘Harvey Norman’ in hopes of getting some government assistance
Dictator Dan has changed his name to Ghastly Gerry
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Gladys stresses NSW has entered a ‘critical phase’ of dodging responsibility
Anyone could catch the blame