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Meet this 6 month old multimillionaire and find out his secret to self-made success
Starting with a small gift of $20million dollars, Timmy had to be smart with his money
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Sky News moves to PornHub after learning they don’t censor videos of massive dicks
So wrong it’s (alt) right
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Nation’s barflies inspired to learn they’ve got what it takes to be Deputy PM
“If Barnaby can do it, literally anyone can.”
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Barnaby to save thousands on adult phone-lines after Telstra make pay phones free
“No more using 1800 REVERSE!”
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Army called in to shoot the coronavirus in Sydney
Some civilians may be killed in the process
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Melbourne resident suffers another crushing day of freedom under Dictator Dan’s brutal reign of terror
Sky News with the latest report
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Alan Jones says he hasn’t been this proud of Sydney since Cronulla 2005
‘Get out there and save us from not getting Covid’
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Jeff Bezos declares going to Space the most taxing thing he’s ever done
I put in a lot of work while I did nothing
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NSW government spends more energy stopping TikTok comedian than Covid
Priorities sorted