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General News
Perrottet announces commitment to having the most diverse cabinet of rich straight white men possible
‘We represent all Sydney residents besides most of you’
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‘Why Aussies are misinformed on Climate Change?’ – Top 10 answers for Sky News’ question
Who could have possibly done this?
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PM who refuses to make a Federal ICAC says we need a way to hold Twitter users accountable
Someone needs to stop the masses calling the powerful names
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ICAC drops investigation into Gladys Berejiklian after finding out the timing doesn’t suit her
“We didn’t realise”
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Gladys resigns to spend more time with paper shredder
As a lifelong fan of destroying trees, Gladys is excited to spend more time doing what she loves.
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Authorities issue health warning for children in the Sydney region after George Pell returns for a conference
‘Please stay at least 1.5m away’
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Angus Taylor becomes the least qualified Science Minister since Christian Porter
He has banned anything that’s not gas from the elemental table
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Piers Morgan celebrates return to News Corp by hacking a dead kid’s phone
If things get really wild they might go for some war widows as well
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Christian Porter demands his name be redacted from his coffee cup
What a piece of [redacted]
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News Corp mysteriously start to care about climate misinformation hours before Senate hearing on misinformation
‘As of a couple hours ago we support the bare minimum climate action’