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Modern spy goes undercover by cutting eyeholes in his iPad

The spy industry is buzzing after a local spy has modernised the classic ‘cutting eyeholes in a newspaper to watch someone’ technique by cutting eyeholes into his iPad.

The game-changing manoeuvre is predicted to solve a growing issue for modern spies, where people holding a newspaper in the year 2022 stand out like a sore thumb.

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“I’m glad that I could finally bring this industry into the 21st century,” said the spy while talking into his shoe. “It just was a completely ridiculous way to try blend in.”

When asked why he didn’t just use the camera app on his iPad, the spy replied, “Aw fuck.”




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