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General News
ICAC drops investigation into Gladys Berejiklian after finding out the timing doesn’t suit her
“We didn’t realise”
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Gladys resigns to spend more time with paper shredder
As a lifelong fan of destroying trees, Gladys is excited to spend more time doing what she loves.
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Authorities issue health warning for children in the Sydney region after George Pell returns for a conference
‘Please stay at least 1.5m away’
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Angus Taylor becomes the least qualified Science Minister since Christian Porter
He has banned anything that’s not gas from the elemental table
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Piers Morgan celebrates return to News Corp by hacking a dead kid’s phone
If things get really wild they might go for some war widows as well
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Christian Porter demands his name be redacted from his coffee cup
What a piece of [redacted]
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News Corp mysteriously start to care about climate misinformation hours before Senate hearing on misinformation
‘As of a couple hours ago we support the bare minimum climate action’
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Pre-School class told to draw their dream house they will never own
Any house is a ‘dream house’ to young people
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Emergency Chaplains hired to help calm Coalition MPs worried about the new Wiggles lineup
The prayer room has been converted