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“The 2nd day is always the hardest, because you aren’t prepared and it’s now Americans trying to be funny”

“Sure I can come back to life, but moving all the devastation in this region… I’m not that much of a miracle worker.” 

It is in a special episode of Channel 7’s Border Security

Who could have seen this coming?

“There is always a bunch of extra screws, hinges and panels”

The British embassy has yet to comment but did release a four eyed photo of King Charles with the caption “Everyone is doing fine”.

“Finally, some peace.”

“I hear she’s competing in the Masked Singer” – Lauren 33

“What a shame” said a smiling Boeing exec

“You’ve earned it”