Ecuadorian Embassy in Canberra tightens security upon news of Assange’s return


The Ecuadorian Embassy has gone into crisis mode; drastically upping their security after hearing that Julian Assange is heading to Canberra.

Officials said they were glad to hear that Assange is being released, they just hope he doesn’t try to move back in with them for another 7 years.

“He better not be coming to stay here,” said a visibly shaken diplomat who was clearly having a traumatic flashback, “do you know how long it took the embassy in London to clean all the poop he smeared on the walls?”

“We know how expensive rent is now, but do not want to be roommates with him again. We don’t have enough room for an indoor skateboard ramp. We are not ready for another 7 years.”

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