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Costello counters perception Nine has a problem with women by assaulting a man instead
Costello was denied pushing the journalist, and has threatened to lunge at anybody who says otherwise in close proximity to an advertising placard.
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Peter Costello denies resigning, claims his role as Channel 9 Chairman simply tripped over a placard
Breaking: Fuckwit down!
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News Corp boss denies outlets have ever bullied people; threatens to release daily hit pieces on anyone who says otherwise
“We would never bully anyone, just ask Grace Tame, Antoinette Lettouf, Yassmin Abdel-Magied and many more!”
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Disabled man applies to be Bill Shorten’s speech writer in hopes to finally get funding from Services Australia
“Screw the endless hoops of the NDIS and Centrelink, I’m going to get paid more than a senator!”
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Laura Tingle saved from being Lattoufed after revelation that she’s white
Crisis averted, she will not be fired for saying the truth.
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Hackers forced to wait eight hours in queue to access Ticketmaster website
“Whoever designed this website is a master at making people not want to access it.”
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Ticketmaster hackers revealed to be two mums trying to get P!NK tickets
“My son Riley is quite good with computers”
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Teens call for social media to be banned for politicians, “it’s to protect society from how annoying their posts are”
“We need to think about what is best for humanity.”
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Dyslexic man on dating app sends unsolicited duck pic
The mistake changed the dating game forever, with James now having too many women wanting to date him.
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Single mother on rent assistance ecstatic to read she’s a ‘budget winner’ thanks to getting up to 12 whole dollars to combat her $150 rent increase
“God it feels so good to be a winner,” she sung while spinning around in a field of flowers