Daniel Patrick's Posts

Parliamentary cleaners skip Scomo’s office as it hasn’t been touched in 3 years
The desk does have some stains though
NSW officially changes its state flag to a white flag
"I was going to make it red but I have trouble recognising red flags"
Victorian Liberal leadership spill cancelled after kid’s playgrounds closed
'Where are your parents?'
Rare photo of Scomo actually working sells for $1.8 million at auction
It's one of a kind
Abbott shocked to learn a woman, Queen Elizabeth II, will be his new boss
I suppose I'll just give her my trademark wink
Police launch investigation to discover who Victorian Opposition Leader is
Police say they have no clues
News Corp columnists rejoice at New Zealand’s COVID-19 resurgence
They then retreated to one of Rupert Murdoch's many lairs
‘Dan Andrews is a dictator!’ bemoans man who can vote for someone else at next election without repercussion
I didn't vote for this dictator... twice!
Contractors guarding Melbourne quarantine hotels organise huge party to say sorry for second wave
It will celebrate the one-millonth person tested for Covid
Victoria agrees to be 51st state of USA: immediately becomes ‘best performing state in the country’
Not a bad idea
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