It will celebrate the one-millonth person tested for Covid

Not a bad idea

The number is higher than the population of the human race

Trump called for physics to be defunded

The move has been praised by the Australian Burglars Union. 

Nobody had used the lane in three weeks

Shorten was spotted on the weekend watering the garden of his Moonee Ponds home, rather than in back-to-back crisis meetings making life or death decisions that have no good answer

"What a horrible man!"