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PM urges Socceroos to score as many own goals against America as possible

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PM urges Socceroos to score as many own goals against America as possible

“It’s the best way to take on the yanks.”

Scientists warn of effect that being a landlord has on human brain

General News

Scientists warn of effect that being a landlord has on human brain

Trump vows to end three more wars he hasn’t started yet

World

Trump vows to end three more wars he hasn’t started yet

One Nation to invest $3b in innovation for new slurs

National

One Nation to invest $3b in innovation for new slurs

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Pope tells followers to say three Hail Marys when throwing Molotovs at AI data centres

General News

Pope tells followers to say three Hail Marys when throwing Molotovs at AI data centres

“Every aborted foetus is a potential future intern I could hit on” says Barnaby Joyce

National

“Every aborted foetus is a potential future intern I could hit on” says Barnaby Joyce

AUKUS submarines downgraded to paper boats

National

AUKUS submarines downgraded to paper boats

Teals to represent voters who are sick of political parties by forming a political party

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Teals to represent voters who are sick of political parties by forming a political party

Liberal Party to defund SBS if Israel loses FIFA World Cup

General News

Liberal Party to defund SBS if Israel loses FIFA World Cup

One Nation to only talk to outlets that don’t mention if candidates have active warrants

National

One Nation to only talk to outlets that don’t mention if candidates have active warrants

Liberals bring back Abbott in bid to make Angus Taylor look better by comparison

National

Liberals bring back Abbott in bid to make Angus Taylor look better by comparison

Animal penis salesman files for bankruptcy following axing of I’m a Celebrity

Entertainment

Animal penis salesman files for bankruptcy following axing of I’m a Celebrity

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