Local woman somehow expected to work her ‘9 to 5’ today

International icon in every sense of the word, Dolly Parton has tragically passed away at age 80.

The witty singer, actress and vocal philanthropist on a range of issues including feminism, LGBTQ+ rights, climate, education and income inequality; pushed for everyone to be more confident and kinder.

Now millions around the world are left wondering how the fuck we are meant to work today.

One local woman has been spotted at her desk, headphones on, blasting Parton’s music, pretending to read emails while actually scrolling through the seemingly endless list of incredibly based things the late icon has said and done.