Aussie afraid to go to sleep in case it means another icon dies

After waking up to the news that legendary performer Tim Curry passed away one day after waking up to the news that legendary performer Dolly Parton passed away, one Australian has decided they are never falling asleep again.

“What if I’m cursed?” said Cassie Smith from Melbourne. “I’m not normally superstitious but I am not taking any chances.”

“Growing up watching Parton and Curry I learned how important it is to be myself and be proud of it. A lesson I will always hold on to, unless of course me going to sleep kills another icon in which case I will be ashamed of myself for all eternity.”

“My only hope is to stay awake forever.”

“Or that the universe understands the rule of three means the third is different to the previous two, so it takes out an evil 80 year old next.