Trump claims a third plane was going for Trump Tower but he punched it away

US President and self-declared “Hero of 9/11” Donald Trump has shocked reporters with his claim that there was a third plane attacking New York, which was going after Trump Tower, but he punched it away.

“I don’t get enough credit for my heroics on 9/11,” he said in a speech to first responders wanting health care, “people ask me why the best tower in New York went untouched that day, and it’s because I saved it.”

“I punched the plane away, but also swooped in and saved every passenger by myself. No one saw me save the day because I was moving super fast.”

“When I punched that plane it went far, really far. So far that it almost hit Osama bin Laden. I only missed him because of lag.”

President Trump went on to award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his heroics.