Boss demands employees work late to make up for time spent eating ‘R U OK?’ cupcakes

Local Boss Sam Lemon has demanded all his employees stay back for some overtime to make up for the time wasted by eating ‘R U OK?’ cupcakes.

This comes after the company went above and beyond for LinkedIn’s favourite holiday by accompanying the cupcakes with not only an email pretending to care if employees were ok, but also having someone give a speech pretending to care.

“These cupcakes show that we care about you all,” he said while looking at an employee who had to use the work crying closet yesterday

“They are more than just cupcakes. They are a reminder of how important mental health is. They also make up for any alleged workplace bullying, financial stress, crunch, sexual harassment, gender pay gap, ableist practices, racial discrimination, blah blah blah…”

“Speaking of all those things, shout out to my boy Mark who just got a promotion. You all know him, at least HR said he is brought up all the time.”

“Anyway if you ever need to take mental health leave let HR know or whatever, they have some forms where you can apply but not right now I need you all to do extra work.”

“Speaking of, we don’t pay you to stand around eating cupcakes all day, so now that we have undone the last year, stick around a bit longer to make up for this lost time.”

“Oh wait, before you eat the cupcake, let’s all smile for a social media pic.”