Facebook crash forces public to resort to traditional stalking methods
Disturbing creeps are up in arms
Roger Moore passes away in Switzerland following brief battle with henchmen
Moore was said to be holidaying at a mountaintop health and nuclear munitions manufacturing retreat
White House unveils Trump Presidential Portrait
"It really captures his Presidential style"
Trump Unleashes Fury After Discovering Source of White House Leaks
"You think you can make an idiot out of me buddy!?"
Kellyanne Conway Denies “Fake News” That She Ever Worked for Donald Trump
"It's like I've always said, that horrible man should be impeached"
Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house
"This guest room en-suite is an affront to God"
Tim Gurner lectures homeless man over use of extravagant coffee cup
"If only he'd see that coffee cup is holding him back from owning ten properties like me."
Millenial who doesn’t drink coffee wondering where their house is
"I gave up avocado and somehow am still homeless"
Cashless welfare card announced: drug dealers to begin accepting Paypass
"It's saved us money and time!"
Millenial buys Sydney apartment by giving up $4 coffees for just 547 years
All it took was a little bit of saving and $50,000 from my grandfather