“Unlike Boris, I would never plan anything during the pandemic” Morrison assures nation
'You're welcome Australia'
Government finally acts on housing crisis by halting supply of avocados
Problem solved
Nation with no food thankful government spent crucial weeks focused on making it legal to fire gay people
What a lifesaver
Perrottet admits slight difficulty in enforcing new testing rules due to THE COMPLETE FUCKING LACK OF RATS
The $1000 fine is still cheaper than buying a box of tests
Christian Porter congratulates government on stunning victory in Djokovic case
Porter has described it as not not not a win
Government with no money for tests luckily has spare $3.5 billion for tanks
We can't make everything free, only tanks
Scott Morrison awards himself another trophy as food supplies dry up
'Good job me'
Government told they must learn to live with Novak
Let him rip
Party that spent $80 million on non-existent water reckons free plague tests during a plague would be a waste of money
'Just let can do capitalism handle it'
NSW announces new plans to manage bushfires by airdropping petrol on fire
Problem solved

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