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January 15, 2021
Peter Dutton spends day strangling local pigeons in case one of them might be American
It has been declared a bio-security risk
January 15, 2021
Dutton unveils new $1 billion pigeon border force
"They must be stopped at all costs"
January 14, 2021
Australian government to extradite American pigeon over fears it was planning a coo
They are in hoot pursuit
January 14, 2021
Michael McCormack demands Cheer Cheese changes its name to ‘All Cheese Matters’
It is racist to suggest all cheese doesn't matter
January 13, 2021
Chaser launches attack ad against rival satirical news organisation
We have decided to launch an attack ad against Australia's other major news organisation
January 13, 2021
Shock as McConnell says he’ll support impeachment of man who sent angry mob to kill him
"This was completely unexpected"
January 13, 2021
Fruit picking shortage solved by Michael McCormack’s massive effort cherry-picking facts
Facts are no match for his staunch, cold, hard opinions
January 13, 2021
George Pell announces he will start streaming Minecraft on Twitch
"Hey remember we don't want snitches in this chat."
January 11, 2021
Orwell and Marx sign open letter begging idiots to stop bringing them up all the time
No your parking ticket isn't just like
January 11, 2021
Trump: I did not lose my Twitter access, I won it by a landslide
The President said he needed access to Twitter, mainly to fire his defense secretaries
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