Trump rushed off stage after Secret Service spot man carrying photo of John McCain
"That was a close one!"
“We must respect national anthem” says man that couldn’t sing second verse if life depended on it
"It's something about southern skies I think?"
Uni student pushes line spacing to unexplored new limits
"Good lord, is that 3pt spacing?"
Tomic the Tank Engine can’t be bothered to go up mildly steep hill
Following Bernard Tomic's first round defeat in the French Open, a new episode of Tomic the Tank Engine has been released
VIP line to be introduced at Everest to help wealthy climbers skip queue
"It's only right they they shouldn't have to wait"
Sydney water crisis averted after Barnaby Joyce transfers $80 million to Cayman Islands
"Problem solved!"
Alabama approves edited Arthur episode in which Ratburn marries his sister
"That's more like it"
Man who didn’t watch Game of Thrones desperately searching for new show to loudly ignore
"What will I gloat about now!"
Local man spends entire conversation trying to remember other person’s name
"I know it started with an A... or an F"
Foxtel to shut down after every subscriber cancels following Game of Thrones finale
"It was the final shock death"

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