Sydney house prices hit new high as inner city terrace sells for 3 iceberg lettuce
That's almost 2 tanks of petrol
Russian military apologize for blowing up strategic Ukrainian military base after missing nearby pre-school
"It was an honest mistake"
Public confused after government doesn’t respond to cost of living issues by bullying trans kids
Albanese has shockingly overlooked other steps like asking Jenny and fleeing to Hawaii
Boris Johnson says he’ll bring the booze after being told there’ll be a party room meeting
'Let's turn this pity party into a party party'
Newly homeless Scott Morrison demands to know which idiot let housing get so expensive
"It's completely out of control!"
Tony Abbott confused after learning Minister for Women role went to a woman for some reason
'I am willing to explain the role to Katy whenever she wants'
Jobless man mooches off public housing
Public enemy number one, the Lazy entitled grub living on taxpayer dime
Following leadership spill, Barnaby Joyce announces plan to spend more time with his families
"Who knows, maybe I could even try for a third?"
Public reminded not to make offensive jokes about man who laughed at sinking islands
The man who called a journalist a 'Mad Fucking Witch' might be offended
Australia and China restore relationship, bonding over shared hatred of Scott Morrison
"We've got so much in common!"
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