Copies of an internal report, titled 'A simple solution to all the world's problems,' marked by the Secretariat of the G20 as 'Never to be released,' were distributed to journalists and over-joyed activists today

"These chicks keep coming up to me and asking 'where'd ya hair cut? It's so cool!" said Franklin. "You'd think they'd never been to Carl's Discount Cuts."

"What could go wrong"

"We should probably say sorry and then do nothing else."

The snack has already received a ringing endorsement from the Prime Minister, who insisted that they be served at citizenship ceremonies nationwide.

"That should do it"

The Prime Minister said the crew of recent NIDA graduates dressed in 18th century garb, would be detained on Nauru indefinitely. 

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"I don't know how she was raised," said disgruntled queuer Nick Mendes. "But I was always taught not to waste everyone's lunch hour with on-screen account balances."

The 30-year-old has experimented with unironed T-shirts and jeans on the weekend, even going so far as to tell a female acquaintance that prominent wrinkles were "all the rage in Milan"