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DUTTON DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS: Border Force patrols stepped up
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton revealed his Christmas wish list today, admitting that he’s still holding out hope Australia
Baked good left to cool for 0.5 seconds
Almost twice as long as was given to pre-heat the oven
Boycott ban backfires, entire government arrested after calling for Coles boycott
"Rules are rules," said the Prime Minister as he was dragged away
Scotty Cam asks ScoMo if he can get his $345,000 contract cash-in-hand
"You know, it'd save us all a lot of paperwork."
Jesus cancels second coming after learning what a mess earth is these days
"I think I'll give it a miss this millennium"
Drunk teenagers about to have night taken to the next level by traffic cone discovery
"This is even better than the time we found a deck chair"
NSW Government recommends everyone take up chainsmoking for access to cleaner air
"At least this way it's filtered"
Government boasts massive surplus after whole of Sydney hit with smoking tax
"We've made millions!"
Man who hasn’t seen sky for a week starting to think Extinction Rebellion may have a point
Those annoying bastards were right

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