British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has today apologised to the public, following an investigation into parties held at 10 Downing Street during covid lockdown. Johnson said he plans to make it up to the public by holding a massive party at 10 Downing Street, to which everyone is invited.
“The report says that I failed in taking leadership,” Boris told parliament, “and for that I am truely sorry. I should have taken more leadership and had that part of the report redacted too.”
“However the suggestion that I was not being honest when I said that I didn’t know the parties were parties is just ridiculous. While I accept that there were parties, in my house, on my birthday, I still had no idea a party was happening.”
Told that he was required to attend a party room meeting today to discuss his leadership, Boris said he was excited, and that he would bring the booze.