Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce believes that having an affair with a staffer, and then getting them a taxpayer-funded job down the corridor, is a private matter. Even so, it seems everyone wants to weigh in on the Barnaby Joyce Affair. Here’s what they said:
|“Look, Vikki Campion was not Barnaby’s partner as I understand the term, because she wasn’t a senior person at the same law firm.”
– MALCOLM TURNBULL
|“As a politician who also left his wife for a woman he was having an affair with and got her pregnant… let’s talk about something else.”
– BILL SHORTEN
|“Gay marriage is an assault on the family unit, as I was telling my pregnant mistress just the other day.”
– BARNABY JOYCE
|“Don’t you dare name me Barnaby junior…”
– BARNABY JOYCE’S UNBORN SON
|“If Barnaby wants another kid that badly, he should just buy one from Cambodia.”
– ANGELINA JOLIE
|“This is completely distracting the nation from the banking royal commission… so it’s perfect… thanks, Barnaby.”
– SCOTT MORRISON
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