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 | “Look, Vikki Campion was not Barnaby’s partner as I understand the term, because she wasn’t a senior person at the same law firm.” – MALCOLM TURNBULL |
 | “As a politician who also left his wife for a woman he was having an affair with and got her pregnant… let’s talk about something else.” – BILL SHORTEN |
 | “Gay marriage is an assault on the family unit, as I was telling my pregnant mistress just the other day.” – BARNABY JOYCE |
 | “Don’t you dare name me Barnaby junior…” – BARNABY JOYCE’S UNBORN SON |
 | “If Barnaby wants another kid that badly, he should just buy one from Cambodia.” – ANGELINA JOLIE |
 | “This is completely distracting the nation from the banking royal commission… so it’s perfect… thanks, Barnaby.” – SCOTT MORRISON |
