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The debate focused on the most important issues like if Biden is secretly Palestinian and which of the two has the better golf swing.

Melania Trump has declined to comment from her temporary residence at Pete Davidson’s house.

“What sort of dangerous message does this send to all the other powerful white collar criminals who are looking on at home coked out of their minds?”

The US government have announced that they will be the offical sponsors of the course.

“These young people are so out of touch that they don’t know the struggle of your servant bringing the wrong caviar, but maybe going to war can fix that”

If things escalate further, Wong may even consider saying ‘knock it off’ when supplying the next weapons shipment.

“Our babies have been crying for 200 days and all the comedians have been disrupted in that time.”

‘It’s a family tradition’ claimed King Charles

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Penny Wong has announced Australia wont reinstate UNRWA funding until Israel declares it’s a respectful time to let refugee children eat