So-called ‘King’ yet to pull sword from stone

Australians are struggling to get excited for a trip from the so-called “King” Charles, as the man has yet to fulfil the only actual duty of a king: pulling the sword from the stone.

Many disgruntled members of the commonwealth have had enough of this alleged King, with “#notmyking” trending internationally on many social media platforms.

It is expected that if the King fails to pull the sword from the stone soon, other leaders may arrive to challenge Charles to a duel for the title of king.

Experts have warned that Charles’ age he will most certainly lose a duel, so his only choice might be to bring back good old fashioned beheadings.