Fact checker rushed to hospital following aneurysm caused by trying to track whatever the fuck Trump is saying

BREAKING: What the fuck?

Less than one hour into the first debate between Trump and Harris, a local fact checker has been rushed to hospital with an aneurysm.

“It was way too much stress to track what Trump is saying,” said a doctor, “our scans suggest that the brain was under stress following the claim that Democrats are executing babies, but it completely broke when Trump started saying that immigrants are coming to eat your pets.”

“In my medical opinion, everyone should protect themselves from the risk of seeing the clip when Trump started saying he saw people talk about dog eating on tv. This is a health crisis.”

“At least the patient didn’t have to see the claim that the Democrats are turning ‘illegal aliens’ trans, I think that could have killed them.”