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Mexico closes border to fleeing Americans
“They’re coming here, eating the hot dogs, they’re eating the Catalina beans! It’s got to stop!”
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Trump pledges to send astronauts to Mars to hunt down “illegal aliens”
Trump pledged to protect the US border by focusing on a place 225 million kilometres away from it.
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Greenland renames itself “Russia” to avoid hostilities from Trump Government
Trump ended up losing interest in the land after discovering it is not as grassy as the name suggests.
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2025’s Writers begin new season with subtle foreshadowing
“Massive fires and the antagonist wanting to buy Greenland? This season is starting a bit heavy handed.”
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Trump floats plan to takeover and destroy all other nations immediately
“The best way to protect American jobs is to make everyone American.”
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Santa killed on way to deliver presents to Bethlehem
Israel claims a Hamas base was located inside Rudolf
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Incoming US A-G Matt Gaetz opposes social media ban so he can DM Aussie teens
“Who am I going to get to allegedly cross state lines now?”