“Immigrants are invading the country” claims President trying to invade every other country

US President Donald Trump has once again warned that the United States is being invaded by ‘illegal immigrants’, while he plots plans to take over Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal and Gaza.

“These people have no respect for borders,” said Trump, “they come in trying to steal the job of invading from us. But we are the most experienced at it!”

However, Americans across the country are now openly praying for a supposed cartel of illegal immigrants to overthrow the government as soon as possible.

“We can’t keep living like this,” said Jeremy from New York, “we must retain some law and order and have these immigrants remove our President. Because when it comes to Presidents, the American voters are not sending their best. They’re criminals, accused rapists… and some, I assume, are good people.”