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Albanese asks Trump what level of concern he will be allowed to express moving forward
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Following Australia’s main military ally saying that they want to ethnically cleanse Gaza, just two weeks into the Trump presidency, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese refused to give any comment on it when asked by journalists.
Labor insiders have denied that Albanese did this because he is totally spineless, instead explaining that he was simply waiting to hear back from the US President/his boss about what level of concern is he allowed to pretend to feel.
“Hey President Trump sir,” Albanese said after being sent to voicemail after one ring, “just checking in to see what the go is about what I can say. Are we talking grave concerns, deep concerns, or just a bit worried?”
“I just hope that you show concern for the potential harm your invasion could cause, on our polling numbers.”
“Also I hear you are looking for a 51st state, and we here in Australia would love to finally make it offical. If you want of course. We can talk about it at the next time I give you the AUKUS money. Bye king!”
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