Immigrant destroys American jobs

Republicans’ worst fears have come to light as a drug addicted, crime peddling immigrant with 14 children has attempted to steal or destroy thousands of American Jobs. 

“This is what we’ve been warning about for years,” said a senior Republican, “they come here and the next thing you know you lose your job at the US Department of Sanitation due to the government’s obsession with DEI!”

“When we wanted Elon Musk to buy the presidency, we wanted him to run the country like Tesla, not have the government blow up like a Tesla.”

Elon Musk responded to criticisms by pointing out that being hated by everyone makes him ‘The most bipartisan person to ever be in the oval office without anyone voting for him” before retweeting several impeachable offences by President Trump.