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Christmas lunch shortened to five minutes to allow more time for family arguments
“We figured why not just get all the racism done in one hit”
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Santa relocating to Bangladesh due to melting North Pole, labour laws
“This is an investment in the future – a future with no ice caps.”
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Tributes flow as the world learns that Fidel Castro wasn’t already dead
The Cuban leader is said to have owed his longevity to a lifetime of smoking
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Democrat advisor laments failed ‘celebrities and concerts’ tactic
“It’s almost like those concerts were only attended by people who were already voting for us and people too young to vote. It doesn’t make sense.”
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“Humans aren’t meant to drink milk” claims woman slamming tequila
The woman was heard loudly insisting “Milk’s not good for our stomachs” before throwing up from alcohol poisoning.
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Man still waiting for the day when he can show off his fluent Latin
A Melbourne-based man who identifies as bilingual has expressed hope that he will have the chance to show off his fluent Latin speaking skills “any day now”. It has been twenty years since Roger Henderson, 37, picked up the skill while at school, which he claims is ready to deploy whenever the opportunity eventually arises. “The other…
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Alec Baldwin’s impression of Donald Trump is polling higher than Hillary Clinton
The series of Saturday Night Live sketches were so well received that Donald “Baldwin” Trump is now beating Hillary Clinton in a nationwide poll.