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Trump promotes equality by spending International Women’s Day grabbing his own genitals
FOR the second time in a month Donald Trump has been hailed by conservative pundits as ‘Presidential’ after he announced he would be promoting gender equality on International Women’s Day by grabbing his own genitals repeatedly and without consent. On International Women's Day, join me in honoring the critical role of women here in America…
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Leaked documents reveal CIA knows almost as much about you as Facebook
Wikileaks has released a trove of thousands of documents that confirm what cyber-security experts have long suspected: that the CIA have created a parallel network of servers, almost as powerful as Facebook, which allows them to observe your boring, useless existence in real time. Users across the globe reacted with horror to the news that the…
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Outrage at inclusion of gay character in film about woman-buffalo romance
How am I supposed to explain this, and literally everything else in the film, to my children?
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Trump slams US government: ‘Whoever is in charge is an idiot’
Donald Trump has lashed out at the US government, telling Fox News that “whoever is in charge of the place must be a total whack job.”
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Employer generously offers longer hours to make up for Sunday pay cut
I’ll even let them work on Christmas!
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Knife-wielding Louvre attacker just “pissed off” at disappointing Mona Lisa display
French authorities say they believe the man was a 29-year-old holidayer who had “high hopes” for the world’s most famous lady.
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This one chart explains how the entire US legal system works
With Donald Trump’s new administration making waves, and testing the boundaries of what and what isn’t constitutional, it’s important to know exactly how the legal system works in the United States. Above is a quick guide you can use to navigate the ins and outs of how the law is applied. Print out a copy…
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Turnbull plagiarised “Not My Job” line from Martin Luther King Jnr speech
Malcolm Turnbull has been accused of lifting portions of comments he made yesterday direct from a Martin Luther King Jnr speech. In his response to US President Donald Trump’s effective ban on Muslim immigration, Mr Turnbull told reporters it was “Not my job” to comment on the discriminatory policy. This echoes Martin Luther King Jnr’s famous…
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DC Book Depository Offers Free Entry in Celebration of Trump Inauguration
“Be sure to check out the amazing line of sight we have, all the way to Capitol Hill”
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Christmas lunch shortened to five minutes to allow more time for family arguments
“We figured why not just get all the racism done in one hit”