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After learning of Hitler’s gas chambers, Sean Spicer is unsure if he likes Hitler anymore
After Sean Spicer’s big day of learning about how Hitler used chemical warfare in an attempt to commit genocide of Jewish people, Spicer claims he’s, “not quite as enamoured of Hitler anymore, to be honest, his actions seem a bit over the top.”
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United Airlines reassures American public that the passenger “looked foreign”
A spokesperson for United stressed that the passenger, Dr Dao, “looked very foreign, he always has a very foreign sounding name.”
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Assad offers Trump a Pepsi to sort out their differences
President Assad has offered Trump a Pepsi, claiming that he understands it’s a great way for opposing sides to sort out their differences.
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Trump promotes equality by spending International Women’s Day grabbing his own genitals
FOR the second time in a month Donald Trump has been hailed by conservative pundits as ‘Presidential’ after he announced he would be promoting gender equality on International Women’s Day by grabbing his own genitals repeatedly and without consent. On International Women's Day, join me in honoring the critical role of women here in America…
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Leaked documents reveal CIA knows almost as much about you as Facebook
Wikileaks has released a trove of thousands of documents that confirm what cyber-security experts have long suspected: that the CIA have created a parallel network of servers, almost as powerful as Facebook, which allows them to observe your boring, useless existence in real time. Users across the globe reacted with horror to the news that the…
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Outrage at inclusion of gay character in film about woman-buffalo romance
How am I supposed to explain this, and literally everything else in the film, to my children?
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Trump slams US government: ‘Whoever is in charge is an idiot’
Donald Trump has lashed out at the US government, telling Fox News that “whoever is in charge of the place must be a total whack job.”
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Employer generously offers longer hours to make up for Sunday pay cut
I’ll even let them work on Christmas!
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Knife-wielding Louvre attacker just “pissed off” at disappointing Mona Lisa display
French authorities say they believe the man was a 29-year-old holidayer who had “high hopes” for the world’s most famous lady.