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Bumper stickers fail to free Tibet
“These messages may have reached the hearts and minds of thousands of passing motorists,” said the Dalai Lama, “but apparently our Chinese oppressors were not among them.”
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Journalist fills space by identifying a false national trend
More and more journalists across the nation are turning to fabricating national trends in order to avoid hard work.
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Islamic woman attends mosque dressed as Pauline Hanson
“I think there’s a genuine security threat in allowing people who look like this to be out in public”
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Man suspected of Nazism after buying 30 Tiki torches at Bunnings
“I’m just having a bunch of people over for a barbie and I fuckin’ hate mosquitos”
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Lockout law changes: Mike Baird announces new incremental approach to back-downs
The NSW Premier announced today that he will take an incremental approach to his backdowns from now on.
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Union boss charged with using effective negotiating tactics
Union leader John Setka has been caught red-handed using effective negotiating tactics against a large construction company.
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University Opens “Blanchett Campus”: Specialising in Everything
Cate Blanchett has unveiled a new university campus catering to the growing need for celebrities to comment on everything.
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Man with Muslim-sounding name kills 10 in violent workplace massacre
Another workplace killing has left 10 dead after a brutal drone attack was carried out from the assailant’s workplace in Washington DC.
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SBS completes testing of pattern
It was a staple of late night TV for decades, but this week the Special Broadcasting Service announced that its test pattern has been taken off air, the testing finally concluded. [dropcap]F[/dropcap]or 29 years, SBS has been investigating what would happen if somebody broadcast an incomprehensible assortment of multicoloured squares and shapes on national television for…