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After the children took their group photo with the corpse, the body was taken to the NSW coroner for more group photos, and then an examination.

The Liberal party is hoping to preference their sense of humanity fourth, after One Nation, the Nationals and Donald Trump.

“This is coal” the treasurer said triumphantly on Thursday, “We met about two months ago and it’s been a whirlwind since then.”

Opposition leader Bill Shorten has challenged Malcolm Turnbull to a “meeting” outside a McDonald’s carpark in hopes the two men will settle their differences ‘once and for all”.

And she might just be a big boost to… whoever is leading the party in two years time

Although Bernardi considers himself a “lone wolf”, he hopes booking the entire booth at one of the last Sizzlers in Australia will help entice some supporters.

The kids weren’t the only ones learning a lesson. Actually, they didn’t learn one at all.

Following an investigation, Ms Stoop will promptly be sent to Manus Island

Darren ‘Dazza’ Marsh, 32, has defied the naysaying of his drunken mates at the pub to come up with his own list of “bloody ‘Strayan” alternatives.

In yet another embarrassing reversal for his Government, Mike Baird has backflipped on his promise earlier today that he would be resigning as Premier of NSW.